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St. Expedite… Slime Pots?

St. Expedite… Slime Pots?

$54.00

Red slime with red and golden glitter was created during the St. Expedite election and prayed over for his blessing, likely making for the world’s very first talismanic slime.

What in the world was I thinking? Well, for one, it entertains me to no end! For two, slime is fluid and quicksilver-like, but also sticky and all-consuming, meaning it has the capacity to act in a similar manner to honey pots #ChaosWitchery #PostmodernMagic

Immerse petitions, sigils, or objects representative of your desire in the goop, to signify Expedite’s influence over the topic as inescapable and constant. Includes a vial of Expedite powder with gold magnetic sand to add to the slime just before working.

Available in 4 oz pots for $54, includes a 1/2 oz vial of Expedite Powder. 12 Slime Pots are being offered individually to the public.

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Info

Weight 8.5 oz
Dimensions 2.4 × 2.5 × 2.75 in
Size

4 oz

Planetary Body

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Influence

Benefic, Neutral

Vegan

No — Contains ethically, legally harvested animal components

Creation Date

20th of December, 2018. Chart in the image gallery

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Testimonials(1)

  1. Absolutely loved this offering, as I felt a draw to the “goo” acting as a type of stickyness that would attract. (And I have this “thing” about “ethereal goo) I used it by adding in sigils to activate them, and it certainly jump started some blessings for sure, one of them worked the very next day even ($$$), but I wasn’t very surprised as all of Kaitlin’s offerings work so well that I have used.

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