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St. Expedite’s Fast Luck Perfume Oil

St. Expedite’s Fast Luck Perfume Oil


One of three ritual perfume oils, specifically formulated by the illustrious Elizabeth Barrial. Best known as the proprietress of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, she also has 30 years of experience formulating oils and other magical wares in the hoodoo and conjure traditions, which she offers through the looking glass of Twilight Alchemy Lab.

These are for the St. Expedite collaboration, never to be made again.  In describing her creation —

This is a new interpretation of a traditional Fast Luck intention blend, blessed by and consecrated to St. Expedite and containing flashes of his scents and colors.

Vanilla oleoresin, red rose petals, alkanet, Ceylon cinnamon essential oil, ground cinnamon and cinnamon sticks, vanilla bean powder, coconut oil, pyrite, red and gold mica, and red jasper chips.

The initial charge for this oil was made on December 20, 2018 during the primary St. Expedite election window, and it was subsequently charged every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday through Epiphany, with boosts on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day, and Epiphany. Offerings of poundcake, candies, chocolate coins, spring water, incense, fire, coffee, whiskey, and rum were made in supplication during the process under the auspices of both St. Expedite and the Virgin Mary.

Available for $42

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Weight 1 oz
Dimensions .80 × .80 × 2 in

Benefic, Neutral

Planetary Body



Yes — contains NO animal ingredients


HIGH STAIN POTENTIAL — Always perform patch tests before application to any medium

Creation Date

20th of December, 2018. Chart in the image gallery

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  1. I used this to anoint a beeswax candle and pray to HODIE to make two packages that were marked delivered in the USPS system show up. Within both packages showed up (one of which had been marked delivered yesterday), and everything is in working condition. Praise HODIE.

    I’ll be anointing another candle tomorrow with another St. Expedite blend as a thank you, as well as providing cookies.

  2. This perfume really does smell like fluffy pound cake with a touch of cinnamon for speed! It’s an excellent oil and I like to use it on a fingertip to anoint candles

  3. I petitioned St. Expedite tonight to intercede for me to help me get a gig I really need. I made the sign of the cross on my forehead and my body with this oil (I am a Catholic after all 😉 and petitioned. Nothing’s happened just yet, as this was a few hours ago, but I feel very warm and comforted and serene. Whatever happens, I feel like he’s got my back and is subtly encouraging me to work with him–which is a relief to me, as I really struggle with procrastination and worry that I’ve frustrated him a lot.

  4. This oil smells really good, and brings results immediately. I simply concentrate on what I want at the time, and anoint, my pressure points and voila! It happens the very same day. I have used this for smaller requests but I am excited to work up to bigger requests. However, wben I was a student I petitioned St. Expedite to help me to pass a very important exam on the first try and gave offerings and my petition was granted. I gave thanks to St. Expedite and gave more offerings in gratitude. This oil with the help of St. expedite delivers fast!

  5. I’ve got the oil as a birthday gift from my best friend Rita. I am so excited to have it!! Looking forward to befriending with it!!! Thank you, dearest Kaitlin, for doing an amazing job that makes this world a happier place! Hoodie!

  6. Purchased out of sheer curiosity, I am now a believer. The oil scent is divine, I am obsessed with it. St Expedite started delivering immediately, even without any rituals, just the mere thought of him and smelling the oil delivered for my business. It subsequently increased tenfold with rituals. I am just stunned how quickly and well he works. So grateful to him, fot this oil and I hope everyone will benefit from his generosity! Hodie!

  7. St. Expedite lives up to his reputation. Not does this oil bring quick results but it also smells heavenly. I received it on a Friday and that very same day was blessed with a money making opportunity. It’s been less than a week since it arrive and since then, I have received several money making opportunities and my tax refund arrived much sooner than expected. This oil is incredible. I’ve been raving about it to all of my friends. Hodie!

  8. This oil blend smells amazing and that is the second best thing about it (*gasps*) – it is highly effective at bringing fast luck. I had a few job/opportunity interviews, but hadn’t heard back about them going on a week. I used the St. Expedite Fast Luck oil along with Golden Blessings the morning following their delivery; by that afternoon I had a response, which led to a money making project which will likely turn into a long-term engagement! Hodie!

  9. I’m a believer I purchased this oil 10 days ago. I also purchased Saint Expedite slime, I followed the instructions on the website prayer offerings etc. Had a financial problem problem haunting me for the past 7 months in regards to taxes . Upon my arrival this morning my boss said problem resolved wow was that fast, I’m jumping from the rooftop with joy and amazement. Thank you Marsha

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