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The Goat’s Phalanges

The Goat’s Phalanges

$45.00

The long-standing GOAT of esoteric indie perfumery, Elizabeth Barrial of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and Twilight Alchemy Lab, created and charged a set of 4 talismanic perfumes for Saturn in Capricorn during Sphere + Sundry’s election, inspired by various aspects of goat anatomy —

First of all the deathless gods who dwell on Olympus made a Golden Race of mortal men who lived in the time of Kronos when he was reigning in heaven. And they lived like gods without sorrow of heart, remote and free from toil and grief: miserable age rested not on them; but with legs and arms never failing they made merry with feasting beyond the reach of all evils. When they died, it was as though they were overcome with sleep, and they had all good things; for the fruitful earth unforced bare them fruit abundantly and without stint. They dwelt in ease and peace upon their lands with many good things, rich in flocks and loved by the blessed gods.

When one thinks of Saturn, joy is usually not the first word that comes to mind, but there is joy there: it is the joy of an untroubled heart and a mind in balance, the joy found in the serenity that existed in the Time Before Time.

The Goat’s Phalanges reaches back into the age of Titans. It is an oil of bringing ideas into form and an oil of grounding and guidance both from the earth itself and from primal forces beyond our comprehension. It is an oil that invokes a very specific nature of inner peace: the peace that came from a time before conflict existed. This oil honors Kronos of Elysium, King of the Golden Age.

Myrrh essential oil and tears (Commiphora myrrha and Commiphora kua), skullcap from the TAL garden (Scutellaria lateriflora), juniper berries, leaf, and essential oil (Juniperus communis), 3-year aged patchouli essential oil and patchouli root from the TAL garden (Pogostemon cablin), caraway essential oil and seed (Carum carvi), cypress essential oil (Cupressus sempervirens), spikenard essential oil and root from the TAL garden (Aralia racemosa), poplar bud (Populus nigra), clove bud and essential oil (Syzygium aromaticum), home-brewed fruit extract of dark, earthy berries, and ethically sourced goat bone. This oil is not vegan. No goats were harmed in the creation of this oil.

Arrives in that iconic BPAL 5 ml amber apothecary bottle for $45

In stock

000

Info

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions .80 × .80 × 2 in
Planetary Body

Influence

Malefic, Neutral

Vegan

No — Contains ethically, legally harvested animal components

Warnings

HIGH STAIN POTENTIAL — Always perform patch tests before application to any medium

Creation Date

Sunday, November 22, 2020, hour of Saturn. Chart in image gallery.

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Testimonials(2)

  1. The smell of this perfume alone is deeply grounding, I love the earthy herbal scent. The connection to my inner peace I feel when I wear this oil is deeply healing for me, and I love pairing it with my Immortal Heart salve during particularly emotionally charged moments. Wearing this oil always reminds me that I am enough, and that I can find joy and serenity in the midst of any circumstance.

  2. This has a definite funk to it, which feels very appropriate. It’s earthy, and Saturn is very much of the material world. I put a dot of this on my knuckles before I want to put my nose to the grindstone, which involves a lot of typing, so the funk drifts up as I’m slogging away at the keyboard and it gives me the perseverance to keep going.

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