St. Expedite’s Holy Water

St. Expedite’s Holy Water


On the Wednesday before the election, poundcake, palm frond, and crow feather were distilled to create the base hydrosol for St. Expedite’s spray. This was ritually combined with colloidal gold and essential oils of cinnamon and citrus during the series election and prayed over for Expedite’s blessing. Holy Water from a Catholic Church, collected freshly after a Sunday mass, was a final addition just before bottling.

Spray before prayers to or invocations of St. Expedite, as an olfactory draw and offering. Use in spaces that need be impacted by his influence — for instance, if you are asking for money, spray some inside your bank or on a blank check you’ve made out to yourself; if you are asking for a raise, apply in your office or on your business card with your old title crossed out and your desired title written in. Spray upon your person as you undertake any material work toward achieving the goals you’ve asked Expedite to help you deliver.

Available in a 1/2 oz glass spray bottle with hand-painted label for $27 or a 2 oz for $56.


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Weight .5 oz
Dimensions .80 x .80 x 2.4 in
Planetary Body


Spray Bottle Size

1/2 oz, 2 oz


Benefic, Neutral


No — Contains ethically, legally harvested animal components

Creation Date

20th of December, 2018. Chart in the image gallery


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