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The Goat’s Teeth

The Goat’s Teeth

$45.00

The long-standing GOAT of esoteric indie perfumery, Elizabeth Barrial of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and Twilight Alchemy Lab, created and charged a set of 4 talismanic perfumes for Saturn in Capricorn during Sphere + Sundry’s election, inspired by various aspects of goat anatomy —

After them was born Kronos, the wily, youngest and most terrible of her children.

The Goat’s Teeth grind away mercilessly at everything. This is an oil of cunning, shrewdness, self-control, ambition, and renegotiating relationships with subordinates and figures of authority, of giving and receiving respect and gaining prestige by earning it. This is an oil of setting sights on a goal, making the plans necessary, and achieving that goal.

Patchouli essential oil and patchouli root from the TAL garden (Pogostemon cablin), rosemary essential oil and leaf from three plants in the TAL garden (Rosmarinus officinalis, Foxtail, Gregori, Tuscan Blue), dill seed (Anethum graveolens), agrimony leaf and flower (Agrimonia eupatoria), comfrey leaf from the TAL garden (Symphytum uplandicum), cypress essential oil and leaf (Cupressus sempervirens), myrrh essential oil and tears (Commiphora myrrha), black vegetal musk, and ethically sourced goat’s teeth. This oil is not vegan. No goats were harmed in the creation of this oil.

Arrives in that iconic BPAL 5 ml amber apothecary bottle for $45

In stock

000

Info

Weight 1 oz
Dimensions .80 × .80 × 2 in
Planetary Body

Influence

Malefic, Neutral

Vegan

No — Contains ethically, legally harvested animal components

Warnings

HIGH STAIN POTENTIAL — Always perform patch tests before application to any medium

Creation Date

Sunday, November 22, 2020, hour of Saturn. Chart in image gallery.

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Testimonials(4)

  1. oh saturn!
    you who trap my chiron between your rays and the other malefic opposite that terrible conjunction of uranus and pluto in virgo. to say the least i was wary of your presence. yet, you seem content upon the altar of ancestors, being used on your day.

    i have certainly noted that my ability to draw boundaries since it has appeared, particularly with authority figures. to have those boundaries respected has been a tonal shift. oddly enough at the time this was released the dept. was getting a new chair (supervisor), who is a good match as a co-worker (i am the dept. admin).

    the scent of this offering is strangely at odds with the weight i have often thought of with saturn. gods know i walk in that heaviness constantly. it is as light and bright as a soft spring rain on newly bloomed flowers. cunning to be sure.

  2. I was a bit hesitant to engage with the Saturn series, but I’m glad I did, and I’m glad I got this! First of all, it smells amazing– deliciously masculine, old-fashioned, and refined, like an antique shop. I genuinely would love it on the strength of the scent alone, but wait, there’s more.

    I struggle with executive dysfunction, especially on the weekends after a full week of office work. But wearing this on Saturdays, suddenly I’m neatly slicing through work that I previously fought to even start on. I find that I run out of steam precisely when I start to realize I need to eat– and then I have the wherewithal to actually cook instead of needing to order out. I will definitely be looking into the rest of the series when I can!

  3. I got this to help me power through the dread of both long-incomplete household tasks, and the frequent tedious maintenance that so often i simply don’t want to bother with despite its necessity. It’s worked great, and several problem spots in the house are looking much better! Maybe in a year or two’s worth of Saturdays there won’t be any unpacked boxes left.

    I was a bit wary of the entire line due to the warning about potential joint pain, but as someone who already has chronic pain, i’ve not actually seen any increase that’s obviously beyond the normal fluctuations of my pain. Of course, your mileage may vary, though!

  4. I really like using this oil in combination with Golden Goat and am glad I invested in a bottle. This is an oil to use when you need the aid of something that will ensure you keep thinking about, and focusing on, completing your goal or goals no matter what else you have going on. The Goat’s Teeth can cut right through procrastination and that is very helpful to me.

    In fact, I can’t help but frequently think of getting back to working on what is most important to me at this time when I use this oil. I keep in mind that “the Goat’s teeth truly grind away at everything” in how I use this oil. I also avoid using this oil near bedtime or on days when I need to go to sleep early, as this is a very active-feeling oil.

    Overall, The Goat’s Teeth has a rather persistent or urgent energy to it that seems like an ally I need right now as someone looking to make a change in vocation in a seemingly limited amount of time. I recommend trying it to those in similarly urgent situations – whether they involve job hunting or otherwise.

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