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Do you ship to where I live?

We ship all over the world! Shipping can be calculated on the Checkout page after you’ve made your selections.

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Do you offer consultations? Can you look at my chart?

Given time constraints (among other things!), Kaitlin (👋 hi, that’s me!) cannot offer consultations or custom recommendations based on natal charts or most other factors.

For guidance, please see this article 🔮

For remedial suggestions based on natal factors, we recommend Austin Coppock, Austin’s year II graduates, Freedom Cole, or any of the referrals Freedom may make.

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After they get packed, postage will be purchased, and you will be promptly refunded any excess.

Multiples are typically flagged for consolidation by the shipping platform automatically, so there is no need create a support ticket notifying us of dual+ orders (we’re almost never manning the support portal in real time in the workroom, so thank you for the consideration but it just ends up cluttering the inbox!)

If we miss combining them, Sphere + Sundry’s policy is to refund your excess shipping regardless 🤓

You are definitely invited to write in if you feel a refund has been missed, however! We enjoy offering custom services of this nature, but it does increase the odds of a fuck up…

 

Will you come on my Podcast/ YouTube/ &c?

You can ask (and thank you!), but probably not 😅

Keeping operations moving is a more than full time job, so at this point my focus is best kept on the actual work over media + promotion.

If you would like to send an invitation, a list is being kept for if/ when this changes. The offers and opportunities are genuinely appreciated!

There is so much more I would be doing if the time were available…
PLUS, I am weirdly shy 🙈

Signed,

Fake/ Trained Extrovert with a 12th House fallen Sun
(Who has Done Too Much Regulus Magic)

If I write asking a question that has already been answered in this FAQ will the answer be different?

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Please note that we are currently short staffed due to Covid-19 and the Holiday season. Sometimes we are able to respond same-day, but others are taking much longer. Thank you for your patience in the interim. We have changes in the works that should drastically improve response times in early 2021 🙏

Due to a high volume of emails, it’s not possible to respond to every request.
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because we do not offer personal consultations. Please see this article 
for guidance on making your selections! Thank you.

The Cloud King’s Salve

The Cloud King’s Salve

$64.00$96.00

Full ingredients list, almost fully organic: jojoba oil, olive oil, MCT oil (coconut derived), burdock root, catnip leaf, chamomile flower, comfrey leaf, comfrey root, echinacea, goldenseal leaf, goldenseal root, hyssop, linden flower, linden leaf, plantain leaf, slippery elm bark, white willow bark, yarrow flower, blue lotus, beeswax, propolis, frankincense, labdanum, lapis lazuli, freshwater pearl, 12k white gold.

Herbs and gems of Jupiterian and Piscean nature, fumigated in frankincense and saffron during the Empyreal Vantage election window, immersed in equal parts jojoba and olive oils with a touch of coconut derived MCT. Shaken during Jupiter’s days and hour, strained, gently melted with beeswax, and poured into tins, topped with white gold.

Apply to the feet, low back, shoulders, neck, heart center, or wherever muscle tension and pain reside. Rub in for 30 seconds to 2+ minutes for the most deeply felt results.

(Can also be applied to the thighs, buttocks, and hips, meridians and acupuncture/ pressure points related to the liver, gallbladder, blood, adrenals, and other Jupiter related parts/ systems, especially in the days/ nights/ hours of Jupiter.)

Personal testimonial time: I had THEE BEST massage **of my life** using The Cloud King’s Salve during beta testing.

No exaggeration, just pure, unmitigated ☁️ bliss ☁️

Let your worries go, and rise above whatever mundanity and bullshit may be going on.

Great before sleep, or anytime you wish to unwind, relax, and drift among the clouds. Pairs *chef’s kiss* with Mother Mary Jane.

Arrives in your choice of 2 oz tin for $64, or a handful of 4 oz bulk pots for $96.

Summer Heat Advisory: These will sweat and melt if left in temperatures hotter than 80+ degrees for any meaningful length of time. Please collect your package as quickly as possible to protect it from excess temperatures (or ship somewhere it will be stored inside), and keep in the refrigerator if necessary. Melting and sweating does not impact the physical or magical efficacy of this salve, though it may be messy! We cannot issue refunds for melted salves due to summer heat, but would be happy to place yours on hold until cooler weather if you so desire. Please just add a note at checkout…

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Sunrise, May 20 2021, hour of Jupiter. Chart in image gallery.

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Testimonials(8)

  1. I adore this offering. Practically, the salve is very non-greasy, absorbs quickly, and smells amazing (like honey). I’m a potter and my arms and hands are always in terrible shape and this salve brought noticeable relief to muscle tension and dry skin. Esoterically, applying the EV materia in this form feels more slow and intimate and I immediately notice a divine “chill” and a feeling of a kind of blessed lightening of burdens. I love this series and I expect my container of salve will be used quickly.

  2. Wow, this stuff is amazing. I’ve been applying it after a shower or bath, rubbing it into sore muscles before bed. It leaves me feeling incredibly relaxed, almost weightless. I carry stress in my neck, shoulders, and lower back. This salve has really helped with stress management. I would recommend it to anyone.

  3. Kaitlin makes amazing salves. I love them and I’m pretty particular about most things. I’ve only had two so far but I use them all the time and they WORK. As per the suggestion in the above description I apply this salve to a few liver points, massage in well. It helps calm and reduce tension (both energetic and physical). Lofty and light results, which is incredibly soothing when nothing else really works for me. Thank you so much for your offerings, Kaitlin!

  4. I’m obsessed with this salve. The texture and smell are amazing and it imparts a pretty profound luscious and soothing quality that somehow makes everything feel easeful when I have it on.

  5. This always, ALWAYS puts me in the most mellow, ready-to-play mood. Not drowsy, not hazy. Just a steady, thrumming, stable awareness and this emotional stamina in the background. Basically, chill, but not sedated. For me, this is much more potent and medicinal/comforting than the body butter (which comes across as a lighter influence)—something like an eau de parfum vs eau de toilette. User experience-wise, smells mildy herbal. Feels oilier and more slippy upon application than the body butter which has more drag, but this salve also seems to melt into the skin faster and keep it supple without feeling greasy. I looooooove. <3

  6. An incredibly busy season at work (restaurant) has resulted in me neglecting to stretch at the end of each shift, so my legs have been cramping up in the middle of the night. Very painful. A couple days of massaging my calves with this salve has been a godsend, for both easing the discomfort and for getting back to sleep. Stock up while it’s still available!

  7. Still experimenting with this balm but after a few applications before bed, I’ve found this to be a pretty good way to help wind me down and relax. Fun tidbit: after the first application, the song “Flying” by The Beatles got stuck in my head out of nowhere lol. How perfect is that?

    2021 has been an aggressively difficult year for my mental health due to the Pandemic gong-show and increasingly dystopian news, so I think this salve is perfect to counterbalance the fears and anxieties and overall unpleasant energies I’ve been processing. Saturn is set to square my scorpio stellium for awhile so I actually ordered the large size of this salve because I honestly think I’m going to need as much chill as I can get! (also ordered Golden Goat to help work with those Saturnian energies)

    As said in the write-up for this salve, it does combine extremely well with Mary-Jane. Also combines well with Venus in Taurus oil. Had a lovely gentle yoga and meditation session with that combo.

    Lastly, I think this salve is responsible for helping me stay away from news and websites that exacerbate my anxiety. It truly is important to protect your mind in these times. Thanks, S+S for creating this wonderful escape in turbulent times.

  8. This is truly a balm from the heavens, soothing body, mind and spirit with a warming updraft of gracious benevolence. The salve smells amazing and feels even more amazing. I find that there is a soaring quality to the kind of relaxation it brings, getting one “above it all” with a calm, peacefully detached momentum. It does help me relax, but I’ve also been using it on the back of my neck while I am working and it is a fabulous adaptogen and tension/strain reducer. Per the item description, I have found rubbing it in for a while really potentiates the effects. S+S has a special genius for these magical personal care products and this one is my new favorite. Great as lip balm, too!

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