The Cloud King’s Salve
$64.00 – $96.00
Full ingredients list, almost fully organic: jojoba oil, olive oil, MCT oil (coconut derived), burdock root, catnip leaf, chamomile flower, comfrey leaf, comfrey root, echinacea, goldenseal leaf, goldenseal root, hyssop, linden flower, linden leaf, plantain leaf, slippery elm bark, white willow bark, yarrow flower, blue lotus, beeswax, propolis, frankincense, labdanum, lapis lazuli, freshwater pearl, 12k white gold.
Herbs and gems of Jupiterian and Piscean nature, fumigated in frankincense and saffron during the Empyreal Vantage election window, immersed in equal parts jojoba and olive oils with a touch of coconut derived MCT. Shaken during Jupiter’s days and hour, strained, gently melted with beeswax, and poured into tins, topped with white gold.
Apply to the feet, low back, shoulders, neck, heart center, or wherever muscle tension and pain reside. Rub in for 30 seconds to 2+ minutes for the most deeply felt results.
(Can also be applied to the thighs, buttocks, and hips, meridians and acupuncture/ pressure points related to the liver, gallbladder, blood, adrenals, and other Jupiter related parts/ systems, especially in the days/ nights/ hours of Jupiter.)
Personal testimonial time: I had THEE BEST massage **of my life** using The Cloud King’s Salve during beta testing.
No exaggeration, just pure, unmitigated ☁️ bliss ☁️
Let your worries go, and rise above whatever mundanity and bullshit may be going on.
Great before sleep, or anytime you wish to unwind, relax, and drift among the clouds. Pairs *chef’s kiss* with Mother Mary Jane.
Arrives in your choice of 2 oz tin for $64, or a handful of 4 oz bulk pots for $96.
Summer Heat Advisory: These will sweat and melt if left in temperatures hotter than 80+ degrees for any meaningful length of time. Please collect your package as quickly as possible to protect it from excess temperatures (or ship somewhere it will be stored inside), and keep in the refrigerator if necessary. Melting and sweating does not impact the physical or magical efficacy of this salve, though it may be messy! We cannot issue refunds for melted salves due to summer heat, but would be happy to place yours on hold until cooler weather if you so desire. Please just add a note at checkout…
No — Contains ethically, legally harvested animal components
Sunrise, May 20 2021, hour of Jupiter. Chart in image gallery.
This is by far one of my favourite S+S purchases. The salve melts so nicely and spreads easily over the skin. The relaxation is immediate and long-lasting. It works well for both daytime and nighttime use and the smell is gender neutral. Anxiety is calmed by a buffer of gentle but strong protection. I highly recommend!
After reading the write up and the recommendation about applying to your feet. I now do this after every S+S salt bath and wow ! It feels like a subtle foot massage while I fall a sleep. Always followed by a restful sleep. Really happy there is more in stock as i am running low.
I also have the body butter, spray and tincture from this series, and something that I'm finding with JEV materia is that it's very crown opening (at least for me) and makes me VERY psychically sensitive. I don't see that as a bad thing but I do have to make sure I cleanse before applying this materia. Otherwise, this salve before bed is sooooo relaxing and almost feels like an out of body experience. Very cooling and meditative, like I'm in a temple. Also, if you're more into herbal smells you will LOVE this stuff.
I touch myself a lot much more now thanks to this balm, and if I rub it into my earlobes, for some reason, I get so horny for life that no flower is safe from my wandering nose. It’s just…sigh…yummy. I’m a very intense Virgo rising, with a chart ruled by Mercury in Scorpio, and getting out of my head is rather difficult sometimes. This little jar brings me into my body and makes petting the cat a spectacular experience. My Virgo stellium partner also gives this a 10/10 would highly recommend.
I actually got a tiny bit of this salve through the secondary market before the recent restock and it was so good I am planning to buy more when I can! Tension melts with this and it smells heavenly. It feels heavier than the body butter which I also LOVE LOVE and use often during the day.
there are a lot of materia that are really Loud energetically and that can be so great for getting a bunch of stuff done or for a big party time or crunch time, what have you. there are a lot of times in life where you need to get your blood pumping to get the job done. I love all those spicy series and as an anxious mess my blood is always pumping and very few things feel as soothing and immediately quieting of the noise and worry and ACTION than this miracle jar. I use it to come down and I also use it to clear my mind when my mind is making too much noise, it helps me listen better and absorb better in classes & generally open my mind. its a miracle for helping relax & sleep and also just like grounding & centering. a lifesaver.
For the longest time, this salve has been 'the one that got away,' making me constantly regret not purchasing it before stock suddenly ran out. When I got the notification that it was back, I leapt at the chance to snag some! Now that I finally have it I understand why it had been calling to me, and why I was so bummed to have snoozed on it the first time around.
I'm a huge fan of Bath Salts of Jupiter's Grace, and this salve is the concentrated form of the key ingredient that makes the bath salts from this series so ahhhmazing. Having a whole jar of it feels like the most privileged indulgence! Deeply relaxing, soothing, and incredibly satisfying. Generally I stick to Asclepius materia around eclipses, but since this salve is so approachable it felt appropriate to apply some before bed on the night after the last lunar eclipse in Scorpio, and this turned out to be a *great* idea. It was like a welcome breath of fresh air after the eclipse, clearing away toxic, stagnant energy and gently resetting my body, priming me for restful sleep and a refreshed morning after. Such a sweet blessing! LOVE this stuff!!
This is my go to salve after I have been on my feet and had a long day. It has a warm robust fragrance while being cooling to the sore muscles. Highly recommend for after care if you work events and big team work.
I love the salves in general. This one is pleasant and gentle and suitable for any occasion where you need to mellow out a bit. The first time I wore it, I went to an outdoor yoga practice, and I was absolutely in tune with the storm clouds slowly rolling in and the breezes flowing around us. It hasn't has a powerful mystical punch since that first time, but mostly I'm not looking for that... I'm sure the potential is there if I was seeking that out.
I was very curious to try this salve after reading reviews. The reviews speak for themselves... I slathering this on my lower back last night in hopes of a good nights sleep and less lower back pain. I woke up well rested and without the intense back pain I usually have. I'm excited to finally get my paws on this salve :)