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Working with St. Expedite — Altar, Offerings, Prayers, Specific Applications

Working with St. Expedite — Altar, Offerings, Prayers, Specific Applications
January 25, 2019 Kaitlin Coppock

Working with St. Expedite — Altar, Offerings, Prayers, Specific Applications

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Saint Expedite is a powerful and efficacious spirit, turned to throughout the globe for quick results and material intercession, especially in the case of emergencies. Most famed for delivering fast cash and bringing a swift end to lawsuits and bureaucratic nonsense, he can also be called upon to expedite the results of other magical work and prayed to for all manner of manifest results. Specific applications are listed at the bottom of this article.

For an introduction to the figure and back story of St. Expedite, see the description text for the series of magical materia we’ve created in his honor. These were constructed to talismanic standard during the full Moon in Gemini 2018 on a particularly potent Mercury-Jupiter conjunction in Sagittarius, giving our patron Saint a battery pack of planetary power to further aid his ability to manifest the fastest, most favorable results.

Note that using our Expedite offerings is not a requirement for working with this spirit, or for the instructions and prayers presented in this article. If you have them, wonderful — use them! If not, work with what you have.

Priming the Pump

If you’re looking to work with Expedite, it’s likely the case that you already know what you want or need help with and are ready to dive right in. Even if you don’t, you can still set up an altar and present offerings to him on Wednesdays to start seeding the relationship and building rapport for when the time comes. He’s a great spirit to keep on retainer, and can be a motivating, energizing influence to share space with.

More on the formation of requests and specific applications can be found below, but first, let’s delve into establishing Expedite’s base of operations within your sphere.

Altar Construction + Placement

Expedite is a hot way-opening figure who prefers to be placed beside doorways. The more primary the entrance the better, whether indoors or out — the front or back door is ideal. I recommend to keep Expedite altars out of the bedroom, because his activity can cause sleep disturbances.

Since St. Expedite is such a yang figure, his altars are most appropriately positioned in the South, East, or in the direction of your Sheng Chi, which is the direction of personal prosperity according to your birth in classical feng shui. In the case you don’t have direction options based on the door or other practical considerations, don’t worry about direction.

His altar cloth should be red or white, but you can always use paper, a placemat, or a decorative platter as a fallback.

You will need an image or statue of St. Expedite. You can print your favorite from Google Images or procure a statue, many fine specimens of which are available through Amazon. In a real pinch, you can pull his image up on your phone and place it on the altar as you make your requests, though that’s obviously not ideal for establishing an ongoing relationship.

Expedite has a fondness for triplicities, so many guides recommend situating your image or statue of Expedite in the center back, and then using a single candle in front on one side and a glass of water in front on the other, making a triangle formation. That’s the simplest layout of an Expedite altar, but far from the only way they can be arranged. Any way that looks pleasing and feels good to you should work great.

Offerings

The two most basic offerings for Expedite are the aforementioned candle and glass of water. The bigger and more important your request, the more in the way of offerings you should give, to the degree you are able. The full list of favored/ common Expedite offerings includes —

  • Candle(s)
  • Glass(es) of water
  • Slice(s) of poundcake. Sarah Lee is rumored to be his favorite, which can be found in the frozen desserts section of many grocery stores, but homemade or other brands will no doubt suffice
  • Red flowers, especially roses
  • Red wine
  • Palm fronds

You do not have to give all of these at once. In fact, it works better to “pay” St. Expedite half up front and half upon delivery of your request, to incentivize him to act even faster. The following ritual structure and prayer is arranged to accommodate this, but feel free to deviate to what makes most sense to you.

Other Expedite lore advises that you flip your icon of Expedite upside down while he’s in the process of fulfilling your request, the theory being that he’ll move quickly in order to get turned rightside up again. This is obviously easier to do with an image than a statue, and is entirely optional. I’ve never worked that way because it feels, uh… rude. But to each their own!

Appropriate Altar Items

Other items at home on Expedite altars include —

  • Coins
  • Paper money, mock money, and checks
  • St. Expedite oils, incenses, perfumes, and other materia made in his name
  • Small living varieties of palm, bamboo, or plants with red flowers
  • Items that are red, green, and/ or gold
  • Skeleton keys and lock picks
  • Crow feathers
  • Holy water, crosses, rosaries, or other Christian iconography and implements
  • Tarot cards and items related to your specific (and current) requests
  • Dice or playing cards
  • A bell, for ringing at the beginning and end of your petitions

Timing — St. Expedite + Astrology

In an ideal world, it’s best to establish a new Expedite altar (or clean and re-arrange one), along with give offerings and make requests on Wednesdays, his customary day, as well as the day of Mercury.

Most approaches to planetary magic are, well… planetary in nature, but because space-weather impacts everything (for better or for worse), it’s best to bring appropriate timing to all magical operations to increase their efficacy. Practical magic is but an odds game, at the end of the day.

St. Expedite is a spirit so you don’t have to use particular timing at all to work with him, but if you do, the results he delivers will be even better.

You can tie St. Expedite into your planetary magic work by pairing your requests with the house rulers of your natal chart, and using those periods of time to make offerings and prayers.

For instance, if you are asking for money and your second house is Pisces, Jupiter is the planet that has the biggest ability to impact your finances. Use the day of Expedite (Wednesday) or Jupiter (Thursday) in the hour of Jupiter for your prayers and offerings.

Quickly for those who don’t know what the houses correlate with —

1st = Self overall, body, personal presentation
2nd = Financial matters, material assets
3rd = Your day-to-day, short distance travel
4th = Your household or base of operations, point of origin, family
5th = Luck, creative pursuits, children, things you do for fun
6th = Health, habits, expenses, pets
7th = Spouse, business partners, close 1:1 relationships, outside world overall
8th = Debts, shared resources
9th = Higher education, long distance travel, religious and philosophical pursuits
10th = Career, prominence, reputation
11th = Online networks, social groups and communities, hobbies
12th = Psyche and subconscious

And the planetary rulers of each sign —

Aries and Scorpio = Mars
Taurus and Libra = Venus
Gemini and Virgo = Mercury
Cancer = Moon
Leo = Sun
Sagittarius and Pisces = Jupiter
Capricorn and Aquarius = Saturn

Planetary hours can be calculated online or using smart phone apps, such as Time Nomad, free for iPhone.

Forming Your Request

Be as specific as possible with your petitions and prayers. Contemplate exactly what you need/ want and consider writing it down to read during the ritual, since phrasing is such an important aspect of communication between all beings, and can deeply impact how your results manifest. Basic considerations include —

♰ What is your final objective?

♰ Who does this request involve, other than yourself?

Give their full name(s) or the title of their position. For instance, if you are seeking a promotion at your current job, name your manager or the person who will make that determination. If you are seeking general employment, something along the lines of “Make my future boss hire me immediately, and have me start work right away!”

♰ Where is the setting this will play out in?

Mention the location or stage the ritual there, if possible. If you are trying to sell your house, say something like “Make this house at 123 Expedite Way in California sell immediately! See that I have many offers over the asking price, and make closing as fast and easy as possible! Get the money from the sale into my account immediately!”

Use your Expedite materials in that location to draw his presence and empower his influence over the space, especially on Wednesdays.

♰ When does this need to be achieved by?

Generally speaking, it’s best to request “today!”, “now!”, “the soonest possible!”, and “without delay!” even if there is a deadline farther out. Expedite responds well to emergencies, so even if something is a desire rather than a need, form the request as imminently pressing regardless, and demand results at quicksilver speed.

♰ Why do you need to achieve this?

If you would like to further flesh out your petition, you can present reasons to Expedite about why you need something done, to add more emotional weight and urgency. An example would be “I need $2,000 to pay my rent, to keep a roof over my family’s heads and feed my children!” Don’t focus too much on the negative, and be careful with your phrasing so as not to consolidate difficulties.

General Petition + Prayer to St. Expedite

Have your request formed and offerings prepared, ready beside the altar. The following script can be downloaded to add your own petition and print underneath the prayer text. You can also write your own, or look up hundreds of other St. Expedite prayers available on the internet.

A word you should know how to say is “HODIE”, which means “today” or “at the present time” in latin, which marks Expedite’s cross. It is pronounced (h)o•dee•aay – with the ghost of an (h).

Listen —

Present prayers and offerings in a heartfelt manner, and address the spirit as if it were actually there in front of you, in the same way you’d give a gift and speak to someone with whom you have much respect, reverence, and regard for. Begin by lighting the candle(s) and incense, if you are using it. Here is a petition script —

 

Saint Expedite, Saint Expedite, Saint Expedite!
[Ring bell or knock three times on the altar]

I call you, here and now, and pray for your intercession!

You who acts immediately, and is reliable in times of need!
You, dressed in the red and gold colors of a Roman centurion
Holding high your sacred cross, marked HODIE!
Bearing a palm frond, showing all God’s children the triumph of Spirit over matter

Expedite, who heard the crow shout “tomorrow”,
Expedite, who denied the beast — stepping upon it
Exclaiming “TODAY”!

Come to my aid, glorious martyr! Deliver me this, my prayer and petition —

[Speak your desire; place your petitions or sigils]

I make you offerings of… [place them on the altar if not already there, and say them aloud: flame, water, poundcake, flowers, and…]

In return for your faithful service, and upon delivery of said needs,
I will give you further offerings and sing your praises to the heavens,
For all should know of your power and splendor!

Expedite, Leader of the Thundering Legions
By the glory and grace of your Special Providence
Find a way. Go forth, make it so!

This instant!
HODIE, HODIE, HODIE!

Amen!

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Upon Receipt of Requests, and Disposal of Offerings

As far as offerings go while your requests are pending, leave them on the altar for as long as you desire, but remove them before they rot or wilt. When it comes to disposal of offering water, if you have house plants (especially palms!), water them with it (more on that in specific applications below…). For other offerings, put them outside for animals to feed on or to compost.

When you get the results you asked for, make sure to return to Expedite’s altar and give him the further offerings and praise you promised (if you did). It can be as simple as placing the offerings there and telling St. Expedite, from the bottom of your heart, “thank you”.

Expedite loooves to be publicly recognized. It’s customary after he delivers your request to sing his praises and tell others about him. This is one of the ways of offering to him upon making manifest your requests and prayers.

This can be done on social media by posting pictures, praises, and hashtags, or done the old fashioned way, in person. In South America some people hand out prayer cards on the street by the hundreds!

Growing a Business

If someone wants to increase their business, it follows that they likely also want to increase their income and social media followers. In the case that you want many things at one time, don’t just present Expedite with a list of demands.

Ask for the biggest, most final form of your goal, which if achieved means the smaller things also ended up happening — or that they didn’t matter as much as you thought.

For instance, some people have tens or hundreds of thousands of social media followers but very little sales conversion, while others have much higher conversion rates and higher paying clients, but don’t seem as successful from a “social proof” perspective. Focus on what will make the biggest positive difference in your life, not on what looks cool from the outside.

The most important thing about owning a business is generally related to the income they bring in, so if that’s the case for you, keep that your focus for your main petition. Use other forms of supportive magic, such as sigils and shoaling, for the more specific, smaller stuff, and ask Expedite to quicken and make manifest your sigils, which you should keep around his altar.

Note that magic works best when it’s supported by mundane action. All magic does is increase the likelihood of pulling something off, so you need to stack the deck in your favor by doing everything else in your power to make your business successful on a practical level.

Success magic is the cherry on top of all the other hard work you need to put in, in order to make that success possible in the real-world.

 

Increasing Business — Brick and Mortar

If possible, establish an Expedite altar inside the business. It’s very common for Chinese and Thai restaurants to feature small shrines on the counter, but they can also be hidden away in cabinets or back rooms. It doesn’t have to be large, but giving Expedite a base of operations in the establishment will empower his ability to increase your business.

If you can’t locate it in the business, have an altar to make offerings for him at home and bring an image or prayer card of Expedite into the business as a satellite. Put this somewhere near the door or in the cash register.

Set a goal for what amount of increase you would like, whether it’s earning $X more per month, getting X amount of new clients, or any other important metric. Add those details to the prayer, and begin saying it every Wednesday until your results are achieved. Then set another set of goals.

Material applications can also include —

  • Burning Expedite’s Incense in your place of business every Wednesday
  • Anointing the door knob with Oil of Expeditus every morning when you open; anointing a large bill you always keep in the cash register
  • Spraying his Holy Water around the cash register
  • Wear Golden Blessings of St. Expedite perfume to work
  • Keeping a palm or bamboo plant in the establishment that you feed with Expedite’s offering water

Increasing Business — Online

If you have a dedicated office you do most of your work in, locate your Expedite altar there if possible. If not, have one in your home and keep his image or a St. Expedite prayer card near the office doorway or beside your computer.

Set a goal for what amount of increase you would like, whether it’s earning $X more per month, getting X amount of new clients, or any other important metric. Add those details to the prayer, and begin saying it every Wednesday until your results are achieved. Then set another set of goals.

Material applications can also include —

  • Anoint the edge of your business cards with Oil of Expeditus or lightly mist his Holy Water over them, keeping them on his altar until you need to use them
  • Keep a palm or bamboo plant and put your business card underneath (or mark the pot with the name and website address of your business), and feed it with Expedite’s offering water
  • Wear Golden Blessings of St. Expedite perfume while you work
  • Burn Expedite’s Incense in your office every Wednesday
  • Print your natal chart and anoint the 10th and 11th houses with Expedite’s oil

Increasing Business — Vending

Bring a St. Expedite altar box set (or whatever you’re able) to construct a small, portable altar in your vending booth. Under the table works well. You can also get a medium or larger size cash box and reserve one portion of it for a miniature Expedite shrine. If none of that is possible, just an image or prayer card inside your cash box will suffice.

After set up or before the start of sales, take a moment to pray to Expedite with whatever your desired amount of income or sales generation is. Give the offerings there that you are able, or promise to provide them after delivery of results.

Material applications can also include —

Increasing Business — Gaining Clients

In the case of wanting to gain clients, you likely already have a brick and mortar or online business and will be enacting those techniques to work with Expedite.

Add your client goals to your petitions, in addition to whatever financial requests you’ve made. Make prayers to Expedite to bless your advertisements and make them more effective. Create goals for how many new clients you would like to amass, or new appointments booked.

Create a mock dream-calendar with appointment slots filled with combinations of “client,” “new client”, “established client”, and keep it on your Expedite altar. Use sigils to the effect of gaining new clients, and make sure you’re putting in the practical effort and marketing required to make gaining clients possible.

Material applications can also include —

Increasing Business — Gaining Social Media Followers

In the case of wanting to gain social media followers, you likely already have a business and will be enacting the applicable techniques to work with Expedite.

Create goals for how many new followers you would like to amass, and add that to your petitions. Print your social profiles and cross out the amount of followers you have, writing in how many you want. Leave on your Expedite altar.

Use sigils to the effect of gaining more followers, and make sure you’re putting in the practical effort and posting required to make gaining additional follows possible.

Material applications can also include —

  • Write out your social media handles and web addresses, and anoint them with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with his Holy Water
  • Wear Expedite perfumes when making important posts
  • Print your natal chart and anoint the 11th house with Expedite’s oil

Fast Cash + Gaining Income

Cash — Emergencies

Establish an Expedite altar if you don’t already have one. Determine the amount of money you need, and then add some to that amount. It’s always better to overshoot in these circumstances, and the extra money will come in handy if you’re strapped to begin with.

In a real emergency, you’re working with whatever timeframes are available. You don’t need to worry about if it’s a Wednesday or go for idealized timing, you can turn to Expedite any time you’re in need of him.

Make what offerings you’re able, or promise them upon receipt of results, and pray to Expedite with the amount of money you need, imploring him to deliver it to you NOW, conveying to him that it’s an emergency.

Write the amount of money you asked for down and leave it on his altar, or put that same amount of Monopoly or other mock currency there to represent the sum. Put an image of Expedite or prayer card in your wallet.

Pray to him every day until the money comes in.

Material applications can also include —

Cash — Increasing Income Overall

Establish an Expedite altar if you don’t already have one. In non-emergencies, it’s best to do things on the most appropriate days, so wait to start on a Wednesday, ideally in the planetary hour you think is most appropriate.

Determine your financial goals, keeping in mind you can raise this amount on a monthly basis as results are achieved. This is a money marathon, not a sprint! It’s best to choose an initial value that’s high enough to make a real difference, but not unfathomable based on your current income. Something that pushes your comfort level and expectations, but isn’t outlandish.

Write yourself a check with the amount of money you want to generate and leave it on Expedite’s altar, or put that same amount of Monopoly or other mock currency there to represent the sum. Put an image of Expedite or prayer card in your wallet.

Make prayers and offerings on Wednesdays, for ongoing work on your behalf. Spread word of his efficacy and glory, encouraging other people to work with this spirit.

Material applications can also include —

  • Anoint items in your wallet with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist it with his Holy Water, including the check you wrote out to yourself
  • Spill some of Expedite’s Powder in your bank
  • Keep a palm or bamboo plant on/ near Expedite’s altar, or in your place of work. If you are asking to earn $5,000 per month, take a $5 dollar bill and write “x1000” on it, and put it underneath the plant. Feed it regularly with Expedite’s offering water. You can also put the check you wrote out to yourself or the overall value instead of using real currency.
  • Wear A Prayer to St. Expedite or Golden Blessings of St. Expedite perfume on Wednesdays
  • Print your natal chart and anoint the 2nd and 8th houses with Expedite’s oil

Empowering Sigil Work

Many Requests — Sigil Shoaling

You can work with Expedite in a general way by asking him to help potentiate, quicken, and manifest your sigil work.

For an introduction to sigils and shoaling, see Gordon White’s work. Keep your sigils near, on, or above your Expedite altar, and pray that he helps expedite their materialization.

Anoint the sigils with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with his Holy Water, upon creation and when you pray to Expedite.

Real Estate

For Homeowners — Selling Your House Quickly

Create an Expedite altar inside the house if possible, preferably by the front door. It can be in a cabinet to make it less conspicuous.

The end goal is to sell your house as quickly as possible, but other things to consider building into your petition can include —

  • The number of offers you’d like to receive (many!)
  • At what price (above asking!)
  • How long the closing/ escrow process will be (as short as possible!)
  • When the money actually arrives in your account (immediately!)

[Consider putting together a sigil shoal to this effect.]

Pray and light up Expedite’s altar every Wednesday until the house is sold and the money has landed in your account. Pray that he settles any issues that arise throughout the process.

Material applications can include —

  • Anoint your front door with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist it with Holy Water, every Wednesday, and before showings or appointments with prospective buyers
  • Anoint the edge of your Realtor’s business cards and your house flyers with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with Holy Water.
  • Print their natal chart of all owners and anoint the 4th, 2nd, and 8th houses with Oil of Expeditus
  • Write down the price you’d like to sell the house or write out a check to yourself, and keep it on Expedite’s altar
  • Hide an Expedite prayer card under the welcome mat

For Realtors — Selling Your Listings Quickly

It’s likely not going to be possible to create an Expedite altar in the target house, but you can (and should!) put one in yours.

The end goal is to sell your listings as quickly as possible, but other considerations you may wish to build into your petitions —

  • The number of offers you’d like to receive (many!)
  • At what price (above asking!)
  • How long the closing/ escrow process will be (as short as possible!)
  • When the money actually arrives in your account (immediately!)

[Consider putting together a sigil shoal to this effect.]

Pray and light up Expedite’s altar every Wednesday. Pray that he settles any issues that arise throughout the various processes.

Keep flyers of your active listings or a list of addresses on your Expedite altar. You can mark sigils on the backside of each one and anoint them as you gain new listings.

Material applications can include —

  • Anoint the front doors with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with Holy Water, especially before showings or appointments with prospective buyers
  • Anoint the edge of your business cards and house flyers with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with Holy Water. The same can be done with contracts that need to be signed
  • Mix dirt from each property with Expedite’s Powder. You can leave it in their yard or carry some back to your Expedite altar
  • If possible, burn some of Expedite’s Incense in the house
  • Hide an image of Expedite or prayer card somewhere in the house, or buried beside the For Sale sign post, etc.

Bringing Movement + Ending Situations

Court Cases — Ending Quickly + Rulings in Your Favor

Establish an Expedite altar if you don’t already have one. Pray for whatever outcome you want for the case, whether you need it to be dropped, or have the judge rule in your favor, and emphasize that you need all of it as quickly as possible.

Material applications can include —

  • Anoint any case related paperwork you need to sign (or get signed) with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist with Holy Water
  • Anoint the edge of your lawyer’s business card with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist it with Holy Water. The same can be done if you have any items of identification for the judge, or case number
  • Mix dirt from the courthouse with Expedite’s Powder and bring it back to keep on your altar
  • Wear Expedite perfume oil during case related appearances, such as meetings with your attorney, depositions, and on court days

Stagnant Situations, Road Blockages

Establish an Expedite altar if you don’t already have one. Pray for whatever the situation is to move forward or end, depending on what it is you want.

List the ideal final outcome and tell Expedite to make it happen NOW. Name the key players involved, and if possible, have images or icons of them (or the situation) on your Expedite altar, to anoint with his materia. Keep praying daily or every Wednesday until your results are achieved.

For situations where you need serious movement/ fire power, keep the altar lit up as often as possible and make frequent offerings of red wine and incense.

Material applications can include —

Once the situation moves on, remove any of the things representing the situation off your Expedite altar. Consider burning or putting in a moving river.

Luck

Increasing Luck

Establish an Expedite altar if you don’t already have one. Pray that Expedite makes you luckier and come up with examples of how you’d like that to manifest — winning more games, always hitting green lights, getting dealt the best cards every round, things always working out for you, etc.

Use the planetary hour of the planet that rules your 5th house.

Material applications can include —

  • Keep dice on your Expedite altar, for instance a D20 with the 20 side up. You can do the same with playing cards, either a whole stack, picking out an idealized poker hand, or just all the Aces. The Wheel of Fortune tarot card would also be appropriate to display
  • Anoint any of the items you consider personally lucky with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with Holy Water. Keep these with you in your wallet or purse, when not on the altar
  • Wear Fast Luck perfume oil
  • Put some of Expedite’s Powder in your shoe
  • Print your natal chart and anoint your 5th house with Expedite’s Oil
  • When something especially lucky happens, promote St. Expedite in person or online

Winning + Gambling

Establish an Expedite altar if you don’t already have one. In your prayers, name the games you would like to win at and what you desire to receive from winning them.

Use the planetary hour of Jupiter, or the planet that rules your 5th house.

Material applications can include —

  • Keep idealized hands from the games you desire to win on your Expedite altar. For instance, if you are a poker player, keep a Royal Flush. If you play 21, cards adding up to 21. If you play dice, position the best side (for whatever the purpose) up
  • Keep casino chips on Expedite’s altar
  • Anoint yourself with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist yourself with Holy Water before playing or gambling
  • Wear Fast Luck perfume oil
  • Put some of Expedite’s Powder in your shoe
  • Get dirt from the casino or place of gaming and keep it on Expedite’s altar
  • Print your natal chart and anoint your 5th house with Expedite’s Oil
  • When you win, promote St. Expedite in person or online. Thank him and make offerings

Health

Healing — Expediting Recovery

You can pray to Expedite to help encourage healing and recovery for yourself or others.

Do not do this too often because Expedite’s influence can tax the body, no more than once per week. For this purpose, I would recommend a simple offering of water. Do not invoke Expedite in situations where surgery is being performed, which might cause rushing on behalf of the doctor.

You may also find Asclepius, ancient God of medicine, more helpful in dealing with health and healing oriented scenarios.

Material applications can include —

  • Anoint the person (or their image) with Oil of Expeditus, or lightly mist them with Holy Water. The same can be done using Asclepius’ Oil and Water, and would likely be more effective.
  • Light white candles in honor of the sick person, leaving them burning safely and supervised.
  • Print their natal chart and anoint the 1st and 6th houses with appropriate oils.

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    St. Expedite’s Holy Water

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    On the Wednesday before the election, poundcake, palm frond, and crow feather were distilled to create the base hydrosol for St. Expedite’s spray. This was ritually combined with colloidal gold and essential oils of cinnamon and citrus during the series election and prayed over for Expedite’s blessing. Holy Water from a Catholic Church, collected freshly after a Sunday mass, was a final addition just before bottling. Spray before prayers to or invocations of St. Expedite, as an olfactory draw and offering. Use in spaces that need be impacted by his influence — for instance, if you are asking for money, spray some inside your bank or on a blank check you’ve made out to yourself; if you are asking for a raise, apply in your office or on your business card with your old title crossed out and your desired title written in. Spray upon your person as you undertake any material work toward achieving the goals you’ve asked Expedite to help you deliver. Available in a 1/2 oz glass spray bottle with hand-painted label for $27 or a 2 oz for $56.
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    St. Expedite’s Self-Igniting Incense

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    The herbal Expedite mix, combined with makko powder and salt peter to make it self-igniting. Burn during invocations of St. Expedite or as an offering to fuel his works. Can also be burned to bring about good luck and progress in material circumstances. Suffumigate petitions and sigils in this incense to bring about faster results and kick-start workings. Available in a 1/2 oz vial with hand-painted label for $27
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    Powder of St. Expeditus

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    After invoking the blessings of St. Expedite on the Full Gemini Moon of 2018, herbs, resins, barks, and flowers were ritually combined to potentiate Expedite’s influence. Fiery, quickening spices like chilis, cinnamon, and three types of peppercorn, along with triumphant and luck-enhancing ingredients such as coptic frankincense, golden copal, 24k gold, basil, oregano, bay leaf, red clover and High John the Conqueror root, and sweetening, beneficent additions of vanilla bean, orange peel, and rose petal. These, along with various other sympathetic ingredients, were ground and combined with golden magnetic sand to make for a powder that can be used to dress candles, add to spell works, dusting implements related to your requests, and in any other way magical powders can be applied. Brings luck, speed, and the benefit of Expedite’s blessing. Note that this is for external use and not consumption, human or otherwise. Available in a 1/2 oz vial with hand-painted label for $27.
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  • $42

    St. Expedite’s Fast Luck Perfume Oil

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    One of three ritual perfume oils, specifically formulated by the illustrious Elizabeth Barrial. Best known as the proprietress of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, she also has 30 years of experience formulating oils and other magical wares in the hoodoo and conjure traditions, which she offers through the looking glass of Twilight Alchemy Lab. These are for the St. Expedite collaboration, never to be made again.  In describing her creation —

    This is a new interpretation of a traditional Fast Luck intention blend, blessed by and consecrated to St. Expedite and containing flashes of his scents and colors.

    Vanilla oleoresin, red rose petals, alkanet, Ceylon cinnamon essential oil, ground cinnamon and cinnamon sticks, vanilla bean powder, coconut oil, pyrite, red and gold mica, and red jasper chips.

    The initial charge for this oil was made on December 20, 2018 during the primary St. Expedite election window, and it was subsequently charged every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday through Epiphany, with boosts on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day, and Epiphany. Offerings of poundcake, candies, chocolate coins, spring water, incense, fire, coffee, whiskey, and rum were made in supplication during the process under the auspices of both St. Expedite and the Virgin Mary.

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    St. Expedite Candles

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    Virgin soy wax, dyed red and poured over the St. Expedite herbal mixture during the full Gemini Moon election, topped with genuine 24k gold leaf. The candle jars were all hand painted red and given golden accents, so after the original candle has done its work these can still serve as candle holders for future burns and kept on Expedite’s altar as permanent, dedicated statuary. Matches the offering glasses, box sets, and hand-painted labels for the rest of the series. Burn on your St. Expedite altar as you say your prayers and make petitions. Can be left to burn as an offering or only lit while you directly communicate with the spirit. Being offered to the public are 8 small 2 oz votive sized candles for $87, or 5 large 12 oz candles with a wooden wick for $165.
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    $87$165
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    A Prayer to St. Expedite Perfume Oil

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    One of three ritual perfume oils, specifically formulated by the illustrious Elizabeth Barrial. Best known as the proprietress of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, she also has 30 years of experience formulating oils and other magical wares in the hoodoo and conjure traditions, which she offers through the looking glass of Twilight Alchemy Lab. These are for the St. Expedite collaboration, never to be made again.  In describing her creation —

    This is a general, all-purpose perfume oil for St. Expedite, appropriate for use in dressing candles, rosaries, conjure bags, petitions, and other items of power.

    Patchouli essential oil, vanilla bourbon absolute, ginger root essential oil, steam-distilled myrrh essential oil, Ceylon cinnamon essential oil, ground cinnamon, and cinnamon sticks, coconut oil, alkanet, pyrite, and red mica.

    The initial charge for this oil was made on December 20, 2018 during the St. Expedite election window, and was subsequently charged every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday through Epiphany, with boosts on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day, and Epiphany. Offerings of poundcake, candies, chocolate coins, spring water, incense, fire, coffee, whiskey, and rum were made in supplication during the process under the auspices of both St. Expedite and the Virgin Mary.

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    $54

    St. Expedite… Slime Pots?

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    Red slime with red and golden glitter was created during the St. Expedite election and prayed over for his blessing, likely making for the world’s very first talismanic slime. What in the world was I thinking? Well, for one, it entertains me to no end! For two, slime is fluid and quicksilver-like, but also sticky and all-consuming, meaning it has the capacity to act in a similar manner to honey pots #ChaosWitchery #PostmodernMagic Immerse petitions, sigils, or objects representative of your desire in the goop, to signify Expedite’s influence over the topic as inescapable and constant. Includes a vial of Expedite powder with gold magnetic sand to add to the slime just before working. Available in 4 oz pots for $54, includes a 1/2 oz vial of Expedite Powder. 12 Slime Pots are being offered individually to the public.
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    Golden Blessings of St. Expedite Perfume Oil

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    One of three ritual perfume oils, specifically formulated by the illustrious Elizabeth Barrial. Best known as the proprietress of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, she also has 30 years of experience formulating oils and other magical wares in the hoodoo and conjure traditions, which she offers through the looking glass of Twilight Alchemy Lab. These are for the St. Expedite collaboration, never to be made again.  In describing her creation —

    This oil focuses on prosperity, money drawing, and the rapid acquisition of funds through the guidance and blessings of St. Expedite. It is a sweet, honeyed fast luck in money blend, and is suited for dressing ritual tools and as an offertory oil for the saint.

    Fossilized amber oil (dry distillation of Oleum succini), honey absolute, CO2 extract of clementine, Pimenta racemosa essential oil (steam-distilled), wild-harvested red rose petals, white sandalwood chips, resin of Pinus succinfera, sunflower oil, coconut oil, pyrite, and golden mica.

    The initial charge for this oil was made on during the primary St. Expedite election on December 20th, 2018, and it was subsequently charged every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday through Epiphany, with boosts on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day, and Epiphany. Offerings of poundcake, candies, chocolate coins, spring water, incense, fire, coffee, whiskey, and rum were made in supplication during the process under the auspices of both St. Expedite and the Virgin Mary.

    Available for $42
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    BPAL x St. Expedite Perfume Oil Trio

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    GO THRICE OR GO HOME! Three of three ritual perfume oils, specifically formulated by the illustrious Elizabeth Barrial. Best known as the proprietress of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, she also has 30 years of experience formulating oils and other magical wares in the hoodoo and conjure traditions, which she offers through the looking glass of Twilight Alchemy Lab. These are for the St. Expedite collaboration, consisting of Golden Blessings of Expedite, St. Expedite's Fast Luck, and A Prayer to St. Expedite, never to be made again. Available as a trio (while supplies last) for $123
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    St. Expedite Box + Offering Statuary Sets

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    Wooden boxes hand-painted red and with a gold cross design to match the candle jars and offering glasses, along with miniature red altar cloth. Large enough to house all of our Expedite offerings in small form, the price of which includes the full set — Three such box sets are being offered to the public for $387. Dimensions + Sizing —
    • Box 6.5” wide, 4.5” tall, 3.8” deep
    • Offering glasses 5.5 oz
    • Altar cloth 21” x 21”
    Optionally include a complete set of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s 3 ritually created St. Expedite perfume oil blends.
    $387
    $387

All praise and glory to St. Expedite for answering our prayers, now and in our times of need,
for his power and speed know no bounds! 
♰ 🙌

Comments (3)

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    M 17 hours ago

    Hail to you St. Expedite on your feast day!
    thank you for all you’ve helped me to achieve so far. I ask your blessing that I can pass the bar exam and thus achieve my goals of being a wealthy successful lawyer. thank you.

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    A 18 hours ago

    Happy feast day to you saint expedite!
    St. Expedite,
    This is my first time calling on you for assistance. You’ve showed me signs that my request has been heard. I thank you for your quick response to my desperate dire situation. As promised I will continue to spread your name and do good deeds in honour of you. I will continue to pray to you until by request has been met and after to show that your help is greatly appreciated. Saint expedite help me to prevail these difficult hours, protect me, guide me, help me. Respond to my plea with urgency. Bring peace and tranquillity to my life. I have struggled for so long and need change as soon as possible. I will be grateful for the rest of my life as my request will change my life forever for the better and future generations. Future generations will know about you and will honour you. Saint expedite I offer you pound cake, will spread your name and much more if you grant my request. I am begging you to kindly bless me with winning the lottery On your feast day Friday April 19th 2019, 25 million dollars lotto max draw at 10:30pm Please grant my request without delay
    Amen.

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    P 2 months ago

    Thank you so much for this article, outstanding work!

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